Will Tippin: I know, I just don't want to miss the previews, though. They're, like, my favorite part.

Will Tippin: So, I'm not annoying to dead people.

Will Tippin: Who would live a double life like that?
Sydney Bristow: There are people.

[discussing Will's hickey]
Will Tippin: It's very embarrassing.
Sydney Bristow: What, the fact that I saw it or just that it's there at all?
Will Tippin: Look at it. I feel like I'm 15 years old.
Sydney Bristow: That's about the age of your intern.

Will Tippin: You awkward?
Sydney Bristow: Yeah, small eyes and big teeth, and I was always a foot taller than everybody else so I kind of hunched over.
Will Tippin: I wish I could've seen that.

[Sydney's pager beeps]
Will Tippin: You can just say good guys or bad guys.
Sydney Bristow: Neither, my father.

Francie Calfo: Okay, seriously, we are not putting chocolate chips in the pancakes.
Will Tippin: I got news for you. Oh yes we are.

Will Tippin: Syd, you've been going over this since the beginning of time. You'll figure it out.
Sydney Bristow: What makes you say that?
Will Tippin: Because you're you.